/u/reallygoodbee's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] "See this badge? I could go over there and shoot it in the head and no one here would blink." "You're a monster!" "No. You and your little freakshow family. You're the monsters."
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[WP] You rub the lamp and call out the genie. He makes it very clear that he's being forced to grant three wishes, and when you get your third wish, he's gonna !@#$ you up. So you make two wishes and toss the lamp to someone else.
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[WP] The Heart is the key component in a human cyborg. It allows them to feel "emotion". Rage, happiness, fervor, even love. This component allows them to push themselves far beyond the limits of their construction.
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[WP] The power is out at work, you got free pizza because the delivery guy the wrong place address, your favorite movie is on, and... this a dream isn't it? Then your chair eats you.
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[WP] You're meeting your son's new girlfriend for the first time. In the middle of dinner, she tells you there's an emergency, "EMS requesting assistance", then jumps out the window and starts running down the street.
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[WP] "You may have defeated my brothers, Punch Smashjaw and Kick Facebreak, but now you face me, Chop Snaplimbs!"
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[WP] You grin and thunk the relic down on the desk. The receptionist just sighs, trying not to smile. "You big !@#$ing idiot... How do you always pull through like this?"
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[WP] You just kept hitting the Predict Text button on your phone, then sent the message. Now the French monarchy is out to get you.
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