/u/reallygoodbee's posts
[WP] He's faster than a speeding bullet. But she's always one step ahead. He can see through stone and steel. But he can't see through her. He can leap tall buildings. But she brings him to his knees. He's tougher than steel. But he's putty in her hands.
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[WP] The damn cat won't stop meowing at you and headbutting your legs. You don't understand what he's really saying: "Hand over the delegates, Donald! DON'T MAKE ME TAKE THEM FROM YOU!"
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[WP] "What the hell do you mean it just eats crackers?" "It eats crackers! All the crackers! ALL THE CRACKERS IN THE WORLD! We will bring the soup industry to its knees!" "That's brilliant! We'll rule like kings!"
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[WP] "Mr. Sutter, how do you account for this pimped-out rig? Do you deny that this bitch be banging? The prosecution asserts that this shit is off the hook."
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[WP] No writing prompt today. I'm miserable and in pain because of this bad tooth. Brush your teeth, kids.
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[WP] You and your companions finally breach the door to the dark lord's throne room, and are instead met with a man in a poncho, mustache, and sombrero, explaining "no, meester dark lord no here.". You turn around and leave, clearly having come to the wrong place.
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[WP] "You're about it, and use of feeds and the rest assured me to take care products, services for all that she wants it. Software and hardware store and it's really nice." "...What?" "Good time and effort into our first stop."
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[WP] Write something about being dinged by automod, but they're a ruthless, jack-booted hitsquad out to stop bad posts by eliminating the users that post them.
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[WP] All of the other characters in this beat-em-up game really impressive resumes and skillsets. Then there's you. You own a sword. And took a karate class that one time.
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