/u/reallygoodbee's posts
[WP] You rule a tiny kingdom and all of your citizens are monsters. You gave them a place they can belong, and they'll defend it to their dying breaths.
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[WP] You're a captain on a futuristic starship with an advanced and lifelike artificial intelligence. Whoever the hell keeps setting the interface avatar to Cute Anime Girl is going to get thrown out the airlock.
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[WP] You and your knights tense, reach for weapons as the monster enters the throne room. After a minute of silence, both the king and the monster throw up their arms and cheer "BROTHER!".
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[WP] "Hello, Miss Prescott?" "Yes, boss?" "Can you have Dave from Accounting thrown from the roof, please?" "Yes, sir. I'll get security on it right away." "And have them kill Tom while they're there." "Yes, sir. Right away, sir."
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[WP] When you cast a 9th circle spell, the very highest tier of magic a mortal can cast, you are brought before the spirits of all those who have ever cast that spell, and you must argue your case before them.
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[WP] An ancient, cursed artifact that turns people into monsters to do its evil bidding. A human approaches now. A frail, stick-thin girl. "I will be your vessel... but in exchange, I have a request..."
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[WP] You're a supervillain, and you have never been so utterly beaten. All of your tricks, all of your weapons, completely outdone by a prepubescent girl and a stuffed animal. You're bracing for the finishing blow when she bops you over the head with her wand. "Don't do any more bad stuff! ...Okay?"
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[EU] You're an ten-year-old boy/girl being sent on their very own adventure to catch every Pokemon! Not mentioning 9 that don't live in the wild, 5 that have been extinct for centuries, 4 that nobody is sure are even real, and 11 that don't exist in this dimension.
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[WP] You're in a zoom meeting when your wife suddenly tells you it's lunch time. You forget to turn the camera off and everybody sees her sink her teeth into the side of your neck.
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