/u/reallygoodbee's posts
[WP] Your federation starship has just been hailed by another vessel. They have two-hundred year old laser cannons, three-hundred year old missiles, paper-thin shields and armor, and are demanding you hold position and prepare to be boarded. They won't hesitate to fire on you if you resist.
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[WP] You're an old man. Some random asshole just stopped you along your way, hoping to hear some old forgotten words or ancient melody.
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[WP] The Princess marches up to you and points at you. "You. Take me on an adventure. Fighting monsters, delving dungeons, finding treasure. That kind of adventure."
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[WP] "I possess the Staff of Shadow and the Mirror of Light! You will face me, Demon King, and you will fall!" "Hold up, hold up. How old are you, kid?" "Twelve in the spring! NOW FACE ME!"
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[WP] In a world of androids and cyborgs, you make parts. Everybody loves your products because you just make whatever you want, "logic" and "reason" be damned.
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[WP] You're an evil super-genius. Your fortress base is so technologically advanced that it is, actually, two-and-a-half minutes ahead of the rest of the world.
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[WP] You have died. The Goddess isekai'd you into a world with a terrible and evil darkness that must be conquered. You ended up waking up at home with a bunch of new stuff.
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[WP] You never took him seriously when he said he wanted to be your knight. Now he's in front of you on a horse, in full plate armor, carrying medieval weapons.
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[WP] "Die, monster! You don't belong in this world!". You duck, avoiding the whip. "Wtf, you dick! This is my house!"
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