/u/reallygoodbee's posts
[WP] After eight years of toil, you've finally recreated the chemical formula that gave them their powers... And you've found a way to neutralize it.
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[WP] It's late. It's been a long day. Just write me a fight scene. How about... how about a spaghetti western, with actual spaghetti? They shoot spaghetti at each other. Yeah, that's it.
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[WP] The castle has fallen, and the princess has been taken prisoner. What horrible fate awaits her in these lavish private chambers? What twisted fiends could be pampering her so!? What wicked schemes could be nested within this delicious, fresh lobster dinner!? Oh, the humanity!
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[WP] "Sir, I think we've got pirates incoming!" "How can you tell? There's nothing on the horizon." "Sir, I can hear them singing!"
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[WP] "Only when you have walked this path to its end, as we all have, only when you have overcome these trials, as we all have, and only when you have faced he who rises against you, as we all have, then you will understand... what it means to be... Totally. Radical."
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[WP] Every dragon has some kind of treasure it guards. You are this one's, and they'll obliterate anybody who tries to take you away from them.
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[WP] "Every wizard and every witch has one thing they accel in, above all else. And your mother..." he said, slowly unlocking the chamber door, "Her specialty was killing."
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[WP] The ground shudders. Lights flash. Your van jerks to a stop, then lifts from the road. Giant eyes fill the space of the windscreen. A feminine voice calls out to you. "I believe you have my husband. I would very much like him back."
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[WP] You're a trainer and sparring partner for superhero recruits. Your latest client is a polite young woman who... eats souls, and you're pretty sure is an alien abomination from the dark side of Jupiter.
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