/u/reallygoodbee's posts
[WP] "This jousting lance was broken in a battle against giants, and mended by the finest craftsman in the land. It was once carried by the last of the wandering heroes, who lived and died by his code of honor." - Lay of the Blade entry for Trueheart, Our Shining Armor.
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[WP] "In other news: Mayor takes off shirt, goes on vigilante rampage in downtown core. Eighty-five injured, three dead, extensive property damage. Situation still developing."
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[WP] You get in your car and are just starting it up when someone sits up in the back seat and presses a gun to your head. Wait. You don't have a back seat. Wait! You don't own a car!
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[WP] It's Valentines Day. Today, you're going to bring chocolates to that beautiful maiden. Everybody keeps telling you it's a dragon and it'll kill you, but you brush them off.
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[WP] "Time moved on. Things changed. And I realized the world no longer needed these men of steel. It needed hope. It needed a hero. And that's why I built you."
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[WP] With your grandmother's passing, you alone have inherited her secret recipe for the ultimate nachos. Now TV's Guy Fieri will stop at nothing to take it from you.
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[WP] A ninja knows all the uses of his blade. It can gather wood. It can spark a fire. It can be a makeshift ladder or a passing splint. But in the end... he knows his blade was made for killing.
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[WP] The months you spent journeying. The countless battles. The foes overcome. The friends lost. Now, only at the end do you finally understand: You came here to avenge your brother's death. You came here to save mankind... But you cannot do both.
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[WP] You're supposed to be a teenage girl, but after the accident, you're now a brain and some organs in a robotic shell. It makes dating awkward.
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