/u/reallygoodbee's posts
[WP] "Do you even know who you work for? Have you ever even seen God?" "No, but, uh... have you ever seen Satan?" "I play poker with him every Tuesday. I won his car six years ago and he's still trying to get it back."
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[WP] You are a terrifying and ancient god dark who demands tribute from the puny peasants. They just delivered unto you a virgin bride. You have no clue what the heck to do with her.
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[EU] "I've called this meeting of the Justice League to discuss adding a new member...". Meanwhile, "Hey, guys, I found a really strong new fighter, in America! Let's ask him to join the Z-Fighters!"
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[WP] "He didn't do a prompt yesterday!" "Get him!" "Bring us the rope!" "Bury him!" "Don't I get a say in this?!" "You can submit your complaints in the form of a writing prompt."
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[WP] You're the operator inside an huge fluffy animal costume at a restaurant. It's also loaded with the most random gadgets and gizmos.
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[EU] You are a Pokemon. You are traveling across the land to recruit your own team, so you can take on the Elite Four and become champions.
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[WP] You're traveling dimension to dimension, collecting fragments of an ancient relic you need to save reality. Almost every dimension is some TV show or video game.
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[WP] Your boss has called you all in for what he says is a very important Zoom call. When he comes on camera, it's against a sky blue background with a strong wind blowing up at him. "Alright, I'll make this quick."
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[WP] You look up at the sign on the building. She's dragged you into another one of her get-rich-quick-schemes and you can see her rubbing her hands together with glee.
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[WP] You have been selected to represent Earthrealm in the upcoming Mortal Kombat tournament, a fighting tournament held to determine the strongest fighter across the realms. But after so many wins, it's devolved into fighting to see who gets thier arms shoved up thier butthole by Goro.
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