/u/reallygoodbee's posts
[WP] The cute witch pointed her wand at you. "This spell let you read Mage Script. I need you to read these books and help me everything on magical smiting."
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[WP] The Staff of Deimos has been broken into eight pieces and put into a labyrinth. Why? No idea. What does it do? Not a clue.
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[WP] Oh god. She made the chili again. You begged her not to, but she didn't listen. The last man to eat this chili just immediately burst into flames.
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[WP] Your evil, fiendish plan worked. You successfully turned the magical girl, corrupting her pure heart to evil. Unfortunately, she's gone completely out of control and you can't stop her.
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[WP] You have been chosen to wield Power Itself. You will be the ultimate lifeform, able to manipulate the fabric of the universe itself. You will have the Power Itself for one hundred years, and then it will leave you, and you will die. What do you with it in the meantime is up to you.
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[WP] Each of the maids serving the Demon King was crafted from an object by a previous demon king. A dragon's fang, a fallen tree, a spider, a broken heart. Simple things. Today, you will craft yours.
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[WP] You and your friend are immortal. You run a Youtube channel where you build insane vehicles out of scrap, and then run them through an obstacle course.
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[WP] You're a security guard for a business that uses animatronic robots. Unfortunately, it's a museum of US Presidents, and Lincoln is trying to get into your office.
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[WP] You are a reaper, and you've been hanging around this house for a while waiting for the old woman to die. And at the end, she looks right at you. "Thanks for spending all this time with me.".
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[EU] "We have Kaiju inbound, just off the coast. All active Jaegers, please respond." "This is Bob's Big Boy, responding. Coming in hot with a super-sized serving of asskicking." "God damn it, Bob. We talked about this." "Yeah, we did. And seven-and-oh says you can shove it."
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