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[WP] When you wish upon a shooting star, it comes true. But the damage the star causes when it crashes is equal to the size of the wish.
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[WP] The phrase “other half” is real. For every person, there is an exact opposite that is born somewhere in the world. For every good thing that happens to you, the opposite happens to them, and vice versa. You realize this when you finally meet yours.
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[WP] The story of a princess and a knight in shining armor…except it’s plot armor and the princess is really sick of the knight showing up despite her repeated attempts to get rid of them.
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[WP] You've gotten used to living the same day over and over, except for the fact that after hundreds of do-overs you've come to realize everyone else is aging besides you. Then the first person to die of old age doesn't come back the next rewind. You're running out of time.
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[WP] When you fall asleep, you restart the day in an insignificantly parallel universe on repeat for several “tries,” then move on to the next day. It seemed random at first, but now you think you’ve figured the pattern.
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[WP] For your role-playing game character's Warlock patron, you pick God (the actual omnipresent, omniscient, omnipotent entity from behind every/any religion(s) of your choice). They take the role VERY seriously.
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[WP] It was because the cats could hear the true voice of the whales that they avoided the ocean, for what was said brought tears to their eye.
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[WP] The story of the Advanced Villainy Class: Custom Plotting for Foreword Thinkers: The art of including a plot within your plot to make sure that after you are inevitably caught the good guys have to break you out again in order to fix it, and shaving tips for all genders regardless of tools.
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