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SLPT: Avoid a speeding ticket by sitting in the passenger seat, and reaching over with your left arm and leg to drive (or right, if you're in Europe). The cop's dashcam will corroborate that you were in the passenger seat the whole time.

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SLPT: If you're at the DMV and confused about which line to get in, stick your arm straight out, extend your index finger, close your eyes, and spin around. Eventually you will be escorted out by security, which is where you should be.

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SLPT: If you're behind on your bills, put them in your back pocket. That way they'll be behind you.

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SLPT: Having trouble pronouncing "Feige"? It's pronounced "Feej".

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
SLPT: Avoid a speeding ticket by sitting in the passenger seat, and reaching over with your left arm and leg to drive (or right, if you're in Europe). The cop's dashcam will corroborate that you were in the passenger seat the whole time.	67
SLPT: If you're at the DMV and confused about which line to get in, stick your arm straight out, extend your index finger, close your eyes, and spin around. Eventually you will be escorted out by security, which is where you should be.	56
SLPT: If you're behind on your bills, put them in your back pocket. That way they'll be behind you.	56
SLPT: Having trouble pronouncing "Feige"? It's pronounced "Feej".	11