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[WP] You are a member of your society's notoriously corrupt Secret Police. You regularly clash with your peers and superiors because you want to catch actual spies and traitors rather than hassle innocent citizens.
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[WP]King Arthur did not return to fight for England during the World Wars, the Cold War, the alien invasion, the zombie apocalypse, or even the return of Disco. He came back when your uncle was elected Mayor of your medium-sized town.
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The Brainograph determined that he was being truthful when he said "I didn't kill those those kids."
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[WP]The Guardians of the Ancient Tomb have found you and are closing in. In a flash of desperate inspiration, you grab a nearby broom and start sweeping. The Guardians turn away.
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[WP]You have the power to make anyone fall in love with you. Due to various plot twists, there is no shortage of volunteers.
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[WP] The Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency transfers incompetent, unlucky, and/or reckless people to a little-known subsidiary. Describe a typical work day at DERPA.
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[EU]Aperture Science hired some competent marketing people, and Cave Johnson allowed their ideas to be used.
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