/u/reverendrambo's posts
[WP] "Don't worry," he whispered as he twisted the blade in your gut, "I'll bring you back once this is all over."
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[WP] "Like my grandmother always said," the hero said as he dodged a swinging blade and cut off one of the vicious beast's pincers, "the only things sure in life are Death Ant Axes."
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[WP] A mad scientist obsessed with Matt Damon created clones to portray each of his movie roles in real life. An army of celestial beings decided they needed to restore the natural order by destroying each and every clone. This is the story of Angels and Damons.
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[WP] As a dragon, you never wanted to hurt anyone when you spit fire. You just wanted to chase your dream of winning a rap battle.
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[WP] The Dark Lord is an insufferable bureaucrat, and to fight him you must submit a thousand page form in triplicate without error. Once complete, you give it to him. After looking it over, he shouts, "You fool! This isn't even my final form!"
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[WP] "Your mortgage of 4.5 quadrillion dollars has been approved. Congratulations on your new planet!"
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[WP] You finally found it: the legendary El Dorado- the city of gold. What the legends didnt tell was of the dragon who guarded it as its hoard
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[WP] "Erm, I'm not quite sure how to tell you this," God's voice boomed from the heavens, "but... I've sold Earth. The deal closes in a month."
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[WP] The dragon came home to its den to find its hoard was missing. There was only one clue left behind, but it was enough to help the dragon retrieve its treasures.
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