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I spent forever pinching at my contact before I finally managed to peel it free from my eye.

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“So where’s the girl you said you were going to have over for dinner?”

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“Remember to watch out for signs of nitrogen narcosis.”

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“Did you know it takes the same force to bite through a finger as it does to bite through a baby carrot?” I asked.

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“They feel like grapes!” he said cheerfully.

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There was a hair in my eye, so I tried to pull it out.

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Soaking in baby oil has made my skin so smooth lately!

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I spent forever pinching at my contact before I finally managed to peel it free from my eye.	1059	TwoSentenceHorror
“So where’s the girl you said you were going to have over for dinner?”	163	TwoSentenceHorror
“Remember to watch out for signs of nitrogen narcosis.”	68	TwoSentenceHorror
“Did you know it takes the same force to bite through a finger as it does to bite through a baby carrot?” I asked.	63	TwoSentenceHorror
“They feel like grapes!” he said cheerfully.	56	TwoSentenceHorror
There was a hair in my eye, so I tried to pull it out.	43	TwoSentenceHorror
Soaking in baby oil has made my skin so smooth lately!	20	TwoSentenceHorror