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[WP] You check your balance on the ATM. It says you have $25 in your account. As a joke you attempt to withdraw $1,000,000. Cash starts spraying out of the machine. When it's done a message appears on the screen. "You have two wishes remaining. Would you like to proceed? Y/N"
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[WP] You are a demon possessed by a human spirit. It keeps using your powers to do good deeds and other mundane junk. It's really time to get this thing exorcised.
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[WP] You are a gumshoe who solely investigates mundane mysteries. You've already solved cases like "where does the missing sock in the dryer go?" and "how does my belly button collect lint without hands?" Today, however, you have uncovered a mundane conspiracy so large it could change the world.
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[WP] You are Tom, the god of turkeys. Thanksgiving is your feast day, the day you are honored with millions of sacrifices. As consumerism has encroached more and more on your holiday you have become fed up. Today is the day you unleash your wrath on humanity. Today is the Great Turkey Revolt!
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[WP] "Yes, you rescued the princess and saved the kingdom from the fire-breathing dragon, but how does that make you feel?" Being a psychiatrist in a fantasy realm can be so exhausting.
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[WP] It is your birthday. As is tradition, you blow out the candles on your cake and make a wish. They never come true, but you always do it anyway. Today, something breaks through and every wish you've made since you were 5 comes true simultaneously.
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[WP] Pandora's Box has been locked and hidden away for centuries, becoming the stuff of myth and legend. Archaeologists have recently found a box that matches its description from ancient texts. They open it and what comes out is not what anybody expected.
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[WP] In a modern world where magic exists, you are a retail employee at a store that sells magical items. Tells us some of your customer experiences.
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[WP] Unknowingly, you are single-handedly responsible for the tragic origin of every superhero in your city. You have become the greatest arch-nemesis the city has ever known and you have no idea... until today.
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