/u/rich_sans's posts
[WP] You are a standard-fare monster without a dungeon to live in. After months of wandering among humans with no goal or purpose in life, you decide to make your own dungeon using the knowledge you have gained on your travels.
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[WP] At the bar, a grade A douchebag comes and begins to hit on you. After a few minutes, it becomes apparent that you're not the target of his affections; your phone is.
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[WP] "And where did you say these 'anime' broadcasts were coming from?" "I don't know sir. It says that they're coming from the east but there's nothing but ocean where the transmissions are coming from."
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[WP] The monster under your bed finally moves out and becomes a productive member of society, shadow tentacles and all. This is its first day on the job.
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[WP] "Pretty though they may be, these 'bullets' will never catch on, what with the market dominated by the shadowy tentacles of the Bolt Council."
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[WP] You wake up feverish and dizzy, head pounding and stomach churning. A knot in your throat constricts as you slowly leave the hospital bed for the bathroom. No one wanted this, but it had to be done. You look into a mirror and see your sister's face. You begin to cry.
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[WP] After months of hard work by cryptologiste and linguists alike, the alien message is revealed to be an elaborate game of telephone.
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[WP] At the end of the fifth hour, a Shinto priest, a rabbi, and the cast of the original Ghostbusters had entered the bar. Something was up.
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