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Noticing a long dark hair growing on my cheek, I began to tweeze it out.

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It’s my 7th birthday and I’m so happy because I get to spend the whole day at Chuck E Cheese’s!

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It was a Friday night, and picking a movie, I decided to watch The Blob.

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"Mom, I'm hungry..."

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I took in my dog after saving him from an abusive and unstable owner who tried to drown him in our local lake.

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My parents always told me that I was the best thing to happen to them.

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The beast charged in my direction snarling furiously and gnashing its long yellow fangs at me.

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My friends joke about how I’m lucky to have such a hot milf for a mom.

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Frustrated by how stubborn the acne on my face was, I finally decided to pop my pimples.

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They had said on the movies that autistic people could help communicate with the extraterrestrial beings invading Earth.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Noticing a long dark hair growing on my cheek, I began to tweeze it out.	2490
It’s my 7th birthday and I’m so happy because I get to spend the whole day at Chuck E Cheese’s!	116
It was a Friday night, and picking a movie, I decided to watch The Blob.	109
"Mom, I'm hungry..."	70
I took in my dog after saving him from an abusive and unstable owner who tried to drown him in our local lake.	61
My parents always told me that I was the best thing to happen to them.	58
The beast charged in my direction snarling furiously and gnashing its long yellow fangs at me.	55
My friends joke about how I’m lucky to have such a hot milf for a mom.	44
Frustrated by how stubborn the acne on my face was, I finally decided to pop my pimples.	43
They had said on the movies that autistic people could help communicate with the extraterrestrial beings invading Earth.	42