/u/rmczpp's posts
[WP] If you feel like you need some extra good luck, you can just borrow some of your future luck early. You borrowed a large amount and are currently waiting for the bad luck to come collect.
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[WP] You used to always tell people that you had an identical twin just in case you had to fake your own death one day. That day has finally come.
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[WP] This morning, your friend was the first person to climb Everest, and yesterday he was the first man on the moon. He has somehow been bending reality, but doesn't realise that everyone can see through it but are too scared to say anything.
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[WP] That man whose life you saved runs organized crime in your country. As a thank you he offers to grant you any request, but on the conditions that: (1) it be completed his way and, (2) once requested it cannot be stopped.
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[WP] He's a low-level villain committing petty crimes, but his power, 'The Inability to be Restrained or Imprisoned by Non-lethal Force', is making you look incompetent.
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[WP] "...anyone else find it kinda suspicious how Heroman and his arch nemesis are never in the same room together...?". Damn it, this idiot stoner figured out your secret! Luckily, only one of you can be awake at a time, but you need to clean up this mess before the other guy finds out.
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[WP] Your finacee's parents hired a private detective to look into you before the wedding. The PI told them that all your financials checked out, but there were a few trips you made that they couldn't understand.
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[WP] With hindsight, it is possible that you were a little overzealous in accusing all those women of being witches in the past, as even your closest family/friends have stopped believing you now. And now the local witches guild have realised they can mess with you however they want.
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[WP] You are sat in a high-level VIP event when suddenly you feel a cold weight materialise itself in your pocket. You run your fingers over it to confirm your fears. A gun.
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