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I slipped in my bathroom one day, banging my head so hard that I lost consciousness.

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“CPAP machines may accumulate bacteria without proper maintenance, but the chances of that killing you are slim.” Said the ER doctor.

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I noticed my new neighbor struggling to move a mattress into his home, but he assured me he was okay and did not need any help.

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I stopped at a local mom-and-pop shop to purchase items for a “murder-kit” I wanted to make as a prank.

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“Your were just a child when you were abducted.” I say to my daughter in our yard.

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Gasps erupted at the party when a homeless man smashed through a window into the room shouting “The aliens are here!”

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“You were just a child when you were abducted.” I say to my daughter.

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I never thought I’d stoop as low as to eat rotten corpses.

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Ever since our elderly neighbors wife went missing during the holidays a few years ago, he began playing Christmas music year round in the evenings.

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Last on grandmas bucket list was stargazing in the Mojave Desert where grandpa had popped the question nearly 50 years prior. NSFW

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I slipped in my bathroom one day, banging my head so hard that I lost consciousness.	1341
“CPAP machines may accumulate bacteria without proper maintenance, but the chances of that killing you are slim.” Said the ER doctor.	83
I noticed my new neighbor struggling to move a mattress into his home, but he assured me he was okay and did not need any help.	71
I stopped at a local mom-and-pop shop to purchase items for a “murder-kit” I wanted to make as a prank.	38
“Your were just a child when you were abducted.” I say to my daughter in our yard.	11
Gasps erupted at the party when a homeless man smashed through a window into the room shouting “The aliens are here!”	4
“You were just a child when you were abducted.” I say to my daughter.	3
I never thought I’d stoop as low as to eat rotten corpses.	3
Ever since our elderly neighbors wife went missing during the holidays a few years ago, he began playing Christmas music year round in the evenings.	1
Last on grandmas bucket list was stargazing in the Mojave Desert where grandpa had popped the question nearly 50 years prior. NSFW	1