/u/robotikcafe's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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[OCT23] "Has anyone ever handed out taco's for Halloween just because it fell on a 'Tuesday taco night?' They're going to think we're giving out a body." My wife said.

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[OCT23] A dog that was rescued from a dumpster had a bad habit of ramming it's head against walls. NSFW

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A dog that was rescued from a dumpster had a bad habit of ramming it's head against walls. NSFW

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“Your required yield has yet again to survive; remains shall not be discarded but served to the clergy.” NSFW

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My next door neighbor was caught with a body in the crawl space of his house.

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[OCT23] Last Sunday my neighbor was caught with a body in the crawl space of his house.

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[OCT23] I had a dream last Sunday where somebody asked me what I was most afraid of.

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Mom is beginning to act out every day and the last thing I want is to send her to a nursing home.

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My wife of ten years called the police on me again this morning and accused me of hitting her after I tried to leave. NSFW

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"It's the last time breaking into the house." I told my buddy in the bathroom.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
[OCT23] "Has anyone ever handed out taco's for Halloween just because it fell on a 'Tuesday taco night?' They're going to think we're giving out a body." My wife said.	1
[OCT23] A dog that was rescued from a dumpster had a bad habit of ramming it's head against walls. NSFW	1
A dog that was rescued from a dumpster had a bad habit of ramming it's head against walls. NSFW	1
“Your required yield has yet again to survive; remains shall not be discarded but served to the clergy.” NSFW	1
My next door neighbor was caught with a body in the crawl space of his house.	1
[OCT23] Last Sunday my neighbor was caught with a body in the crawl space of his house.	1
[OCT23] I had a dream last Sunday where somebody asked me what I was most afraid of.	1
Mom is beginning to act out every day and the last thing I want is to send her to a nursing home.	1
My wife of ten years called the police on me again this morning and accused me of hitting her after I tried to leave. NSFW	1
"It's the last time breaking into the house." I told my buddy in the bathroom.	1