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“Come at me bro!”, I snarled at him, our eyes locking intensely.

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“That’s it, I’m done with this shit,” I switched off my computer and headed for the door.

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“You can’t keep sneaking in here man”, a familiar soft voice interjected behind me.

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I zipped my pants and backed away from the urinal.

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Every once in a while I check under my bed for monsters.

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'C'mon, don't act all surprised like you've never seen a dick before", I reasoned with the call girl.

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'Mayday, mayday, mayday, WingAir 22, captain incapacitation, request handling for runway 19 landing."

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I’m so proud of my sister, she’s finally trending

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
“Come at me bro!”, I snarled at him, our eyes locking intensely.	344
“That’s it, I’m done with this shit,” I switched off my computer and headed for the door.	127
“You can’t keep sneaking in here man”, a familiar soft voice interjected behind me.	68
I zipped my pants and backed away from the urinal.	54
Every once in a while I check under my bed for monsters.	38
'C'mon, don't act all surprised like you've never seen a dick before", I reasoned with the call girl.	13
'Mayday, mayday, mayday, WingAir 22, captain incapacitation, request handling for runway 19 landing."	11
I’m so proud of my sister, she’s finally trending	10