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When I asked my girlfriend to marry me I didn't expect for her to say no but I knew I could make her mine either way.

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"Your first mistake was thinking I would let you live long enough to make a second."

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Seeing my life flashing before my eyes, I realized I was about to die.

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When the salesman said the sofa I bought from him would bring new life to my living room I was estatic to bring it home.

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When I look into the darkness, all I see is light.

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Does coffee making you tired indicate a chemical imbalance?

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Dodging ATK rolls like

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He pours them all a glass of wine.

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Does coffee making you tired indicate a chemical imbalance?

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I prefer mardue (black/white/red) but have more succes with black/blue.

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