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With his final thrust, Joe felt the condom break NSFW

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. Jill was never seen again.

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After my reconnaissance I contacted our mothership. We'll need bigger transports to carry all the water off from earth.

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I turned the pillow to the cold side. It was hot, wet and sticky.

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She screamed and ran as hard as she could but one of my dogs took her down. She made a delicious meal for me and my rottweilers.

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I tried praying and meditation. I was still not able to suppress my evil actions.

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Mona was finally ready to go home. Her cooler filled with freshly butchered meat.

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I met a gorgeous girl in the bar and brought her home. She farted all night.

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I had no choice. I grabbed her by the ears.

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She finally realized that she should have listened to me. I told her I'm not marriage material.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
With his final thrust, Joe felt the condom break NSFW	2401	TwoSentenceHorror
Jack and Jill went up the hill. Jill was never seen again.	1102	TwoSentenceHorror
After my reconnaissance I contacted our mothership. We'll need bigger transports to carry all the water off from earth.	279	TwoSentenceHorror
I turned the pillow to the cold side. It was hot, wet and sticky.	47	TwoSentenceHorror
She screamed and ran as hard as she could but one of my dogs took her down. She made a delicious meal for me and my rottweilers.	5	TwoSentenceHorror
I tried praying and meditation. I was still not able to suppress my evil actions.	4	TwoSentenceHorror
Mona was finally ready to go home. Her cooler filled with freshly butchered meat.	4	TwoSentenceHorror
I met a gorgeous girl in the bar and brought her home. She farted all night.	1	TwoSentenceHorror
I had no choice. I grabbed her by the ears.	1	TwoSentenceHorror
She finally realized that she should have listened to me. I told her I'm not marriage material.	0	TwoSentenceHorror