/u/rsziz's posts in /r/SCJerk
In today's booking version of putting a hat on a hat: a guy who has already stated he's retiring after upcoming PPV and will not be under contract adds stipulation to match that if he loses he won't wrestle again
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I know the WWE has been hitting it out of the park with this triangle story among Rhea, Liv, & Dom, but hear me out. What if we added in Rhea's charisma vacuum husband who works for a mudshow promotion? Wrestling is in a boom period baby! C'mon La Beck, book this crossover!
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Chico Alvarez: Per our totally legit and unbiased sources Sammy being in ROH wasn't done because Honda Pesos wanted him there, just like how we were totally correct in saying Punk had Colt banished from Dub TV as told to us by the same unbiased sources
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Guys it's not like working in an office, shit like this happens in wrestling where a guy can confront a female coworker in the women's locker room after she talks bad about his match, punch a wall away from people, and SHE'S the one suspended! if Punk had done this he'd still be Dub Champion!
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Tony: Being unbiased & all, I can say Sting's retirement PPV was one of the greatest events in wrestling history! Nevermind that no one can recall much anything else from the event, it will totes be remembered FOREVER & was the biggest live-gate for Greensboro, ignore Unforgiven '98 & KOTR '99
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Wrestlezone: Nice article showing the Steiner's joy seeing Bron win the IC title & Trips congratulating him Smark Comments: Fuck the Steiners for Wrestlecon, fuck the Fed changing Bron's name even though he wanted it,& fuck the match for not enough GRAPS Remember to JUST ENJOY WRESTLING
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Thunder/Deonna: Hey Tony we have a pretty solid feud going on and were wondering if we could have a blowoff stipulation match at Wembley this year. Tony: Yeah that's gre- oh you're women not doing HLA or dancing? Best I can do is a random episode of Collision
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Thank God Okada, Bruv, Switchblade never went to the Ded Fed, they'd have to work with a loser like the Miz instead of putting on BANGERS, story unrelated
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