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Everytime I make eye contact with someone, even if it's accidental and only for a second, they die in some horrible way within five minutes.

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I felt my whole world crumble when that police detective came and took my children away for reasons he refused to tell me.

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I know in some cultures, they celebrate death and the dead.

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I had to use a magnifying glass to figure out why the ants in my ant farm had started acting so strange.

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The new female Twitch streamer is so beautiful that I'm obsessed and just want to keep her safe.

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My favorite YouTuber began uploading very odd content following the video announcjng she'd broken up with her boyfriend.

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Our new math teacher's eyes are a slightly different color almost everytime I see him.

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When Rex--the first pet I've ever owned--passed away, I made him a special grave marker and wrote his name on it by hand.

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I always need a hot cup of coffee for my long shifts at the funeral home.

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Letting my wife sleep with other men is so thrilling.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Everytime I make eye contact with someone, even if it's accidental and only for a second, they die in some horrible way within five minutes.	6218
I felt my whole world crumble when that police detective came and took my children away for reasons he refused to tell me.	3010
I know in some cultures, they celebrate death and the dead.	2108
I had to use a magnifying glass to figure out why the ants in my ant farm had started acting so strange.	1891
The new female Twitch streamer is so beautiful that I'm obsessed and just want to keep her safe.	1412
My favorite YouTuber began uploading very odd content following the video announcjng she'd broken up with her boyfriend.	1371
Our new math teacher's eyes are a slightly different color almost everytime I see him.	711
When Rex--the first pet I've ever owned--passed away, I made him a special grave marker and wrote his name on it by hand.	706
I always need a hot cup of coffee for my long shifts at the funeral home.	176
Letting my wife sleep with other men is so thrilling.	152