/u/russty_shacklefordd's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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The most horrifying aspect of the aliens wasn't that they were vastly different than humans.

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My therapist said not having a mother around growing up is why I'm now addicted to hooking up with MILFs from this single moms over 40 hook up app...

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My son called me from school crying and whispering, "There's a shooting at school and students are being killed."

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I thought "The Floor Is Lava" was just a kid's game, until I played it with a real life Reality Bender.

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I learned the hard way that 500 years of immortality isn't enough time to push 6 feet of hard-packed dirt off the lid of your own coffin from the inside.

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After my wife died, I would have done anything just to see her again.

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The patient was on the operating table ready for his heart transplant.

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I soaked in the tub for a while, then got out and put on a fresh pair of clothes.

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And now, a word from our sponsor...

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I held my friend's hand tightly, glad we'd made it out of the woods.

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The most horrifying aspect of the aliens wasn't that they were vastly different than humans.	1
My therapist said not having a mother around growing up is why I'm now addicted to hooking up with MILFs from this single moms over 40 hook up app...	1
My son called me from school crying and whispering, "There's a shooting at school and students are being killed."	1
I thought "The Floor Is Lava" was just a kid's game, until I played it with a real life Reality Bender.	1
I learned the hard way that 500 years of immortality isn't enough time to push 6 feet of hard-packed dirt off the lid of your own coffin from the inside.	1
After my wife died, I would have done anything just to see her again.	1
The patient was on the operating table ready for his heart transplant.	1
I soaked in the tub for a while, then got out and put on a fresh pair of clothes.	1
And now, a word from our sponsor...	1
I held my friend's hand tightly, glad we'd made it out of the woods.	1