/u/sac_boy's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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"The floor is lava," she cried, but it was past bedtime and I wasn't in the mood to play around.

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My cellmate liked to boast he had made a whole other persona to fool the parole board, a gentle old prison trustee hoping to live out his days in obscurity, cured of any desire to harm girls

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I was so proud when we brought our first child home from the hospital.

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"You're such a sweet girl, Jenny, you deserve a nice boy your own age."

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We had an early breakfast, then you left with the baby to go to the park.

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The radio bursts from Sagittarius contained a warning: a brutal predator species had evolved in a wildlife reserve in our region of the galaxy, and their world displayed signs of rapid technological advancement paired with habitability failure--leading to a high likelihood of a colonisation bloom.

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My wife and I can't take another day of that constant shuffling and scratching coming from the attic.

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I've changed the locks three times, I've sat concrete blocks against them, I've rigged goddamn medieval door-bars, but nothing seems to work.

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The larder renewed itself daily, the lake outside was placid and well-stocked, the bookshelves were full of new works by my favourite authors.

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My father looked ecstatic with relief as the last of the evidence against him went up in smoke, but I caught a hint of regret in his eyes as he reached for the jerry can again.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"The floor is lava," she cried, but it was past bedtime and I wasn't in the mood to play around.	181
My cellmate liked to boast he had made a whole other persona to fool the parole board, a gentle old prison trustee hoping to live out his days in obscurity, cured of any desire to harm girls	134
I was so proud when we brought our first child home from the hospital.	98
"You're such a sweet girl, Jenny, you deserve a nice boy your own age."	44
We had an early breakfast, then you left with the baby to go to the park.	35
The radio bursts from Sagittarius contained a warning: a brutal predator species had evolved in a wildlife reserve in our region of the galaxy, and their world displayed signs of rapid technological advancement paired with habitability failure--leading to a high likelihood of a colonisation bloom.	29
My wife and I can't take another day of that constant shuffling and scratching coming from the attic.	20
I've changed the locks three times, I've sat concrete blocks against them, I've rigged goddamn medieval door-bars, but nothing seems to work.	12
The larder renewed itself daily, the lake outside was placid and well-stocked, the bookshelves were full of new works by my favourite authors.	12
My father looked ecstatic with relief as the last of the evidence against him went up in smoke, but I caught a hint of regret in his eyes as he reached for the jerry can again.	7