| "Daddy's home!" my kid cried gleefully. | 101 | | | | |
| [DEC22] I held tightly onto my mother's hand as the police car barreled away from us. | 31 | | | | |
| "Sir", the guard reported, "another prisoner just bolted." | 20 | | | | |
| "I can hardly breathe," I told my boyfriend as he enclosed me in a tight hug. | 19 | | | | |
| When my wife said my child's birthday cake was "bomb" I agreed completely. | 18 | | | | |
| My new daughter doesn't seem to like me very much. NSFW | 15 | | | | |
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