/u/saketho's posts in /r/TwoSentenceComedy

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My roommate has been sending "Snapchat Streaks" for over two years.

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Person A: "After listening to your song, I must say, nothing is better than it!"

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Check out my name written in pixels!

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I read a very sad one sentence internet story.

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Basic bitches are so damn boring.

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Even though we didn't use protection, I'm definitely sure that I am not pregnant.

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My doctor gave me the shocking news that I have lung cancer because of my smoking addiction!

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Of course I wasn't paying attention to my wife talk about my drinking problem.

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Come on, just let me have another drink!

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An engineer walks into a bar and orders a drink.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My roommate has been sending "Snapchat Streaks" for over two years.	396
Person A: "After listening to your song, I must say, nothing is better than it!"	66
Check out my name written in pixels!	58
I read a very sad one sentence internet story.	53
Basic bitches are so damn boring.	22
Even though we didn't use protection, I'm definitely sure that I am not pregnant.	20
My doctor gave me the shocking news that I have lung cancer because of my smoking addiction!	14
Of course I wasn't paying attention to my wife talk about my drinking problem.	12
Come on, just let me have another drink!	9
An engineer walks into a bar and orders a drink.	9