"It's already our fifth game of hide and seek and you're still so bad at searching for me!" | 1848 | | | | |
I'm in Spain and the S isn't silent. | 169 | | | | |
Found some of my wife's mail lying on the front porch. | 88 | | | | |
My ex girlfriend thought you guys would appreciate a joke on this sub. | 50 | | | | |
Just had my tenth shot of whiskey! | 44 | | | | |
Full of frolic and confidence, I delivered my best joke to the audience! | 28 | | | | |
I felt I escaped the friend zone, when she said "I love you too". | 23 | | | | |
Guys, she finally said "yes" to me!! | 23 | | | | |
Now is my chance when the most beautiful girl in the world is right about to pass me on the sidewalk. | 23 | | | | |
Won £5 from a bet I placed with mum! | 17 | | | | |