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After 27 years of trying and failing to create the world's first "5 Billion x" microscope, Liam Weber smashed all his prototypes and took his own life.

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I couldn't hold back my excitement and became one of the first to have my full consciousness backed up digitally.

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Looking into the camera, the news reporter said solemnly "There were 3 people in the car that was rammed into the railing and rolled over, tumbling into the sea here at North Point Pass this evening--a young mother and two girls."

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I couldn't help myself from checking the notification, even knowing that another passive aggressive text from my mom would ruin my day.

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"We shouldn't be here..." the radio crackled, carrying the faint voice of humanity's first traveler into the past.

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There is a minor faith in the Pacific Islands centered on the belief that all of history repeats itself in an eternal loop, down to the finest detail.

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My teenage daughters and I watched with bated breath as the world's first super-intelligent machine spoke its first words.

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"I don't know why" I answered honestly, closing my eyes as I squeezed the trigger.

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"Ten full Megatons of obliteration...are you absolutely certain?" his wife asked, her voice trembling.

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[FEB23] "We bring a message of love and partnership" read the contents of the first extraterrestrial message, received from Alpha Centauri XL7994.

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After 27 years of trying and failing to create the world's first "5 Billion x" microscope, Liam Weber smashed all his prototypes and took his own life.	221
I couldn't hold back my excitement and became one of the first to have my full consciousness backed up digitally.	41
Looking into the camera, the news reporter said solemnly "There were 3 people in the car that was rammed into the railing and rolled over, tumbling into the sea here at North Point Pass this evening--a young mother and two girls."	38
I couldn't help myself from checking the notification, even knowing that another passive aggressive text from my mom would ruin my day.	32
"We shouldn't be here..." the radio crackled, carrying the faint voice of humanity's first traveler into the past.	31
There is a minor faith in the Pacific Islands centered on the belief that all of history repeats itself in an eternal loop, down to the finest detail.	29
My teenage daughters and I watched with bated breath as the world's first super-intelligent machine spoke its first words.	28
"I don't know why" I answered honestly, closing my eyes as I squeezed the trigger.	22
"Ten full Megatons of obliteration...are you absolutely certain?" his wife asked, her voice trembling.	19
[FEB23] "We bring a message of love and partnership" read the contents of the first extraterrestrial message, received from Alpha Centauri XL7994.	6