/u/salmontail's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] You saved the princess from a loveless political arranged marriage, so why do these homeless refugees of the war-torn land keep looking at you with such hateful eyes?
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[WP] The king snort and laughs when a chess master with no real experience faces their army. Until some bishops move diagonally at insane speeds, obliterating everything in their path.
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[WP] An assassin approaches with a pistol shrimp. Your bodyguard pulls out a swordfish. The police show up with crates of bullet ants. You scramble for your own weapon. It only escalates from there.
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[WP] Your mission: Smuggle drugs and explosives to incite violent uprisings in an enemy state. When you arrive, you open up your crates and it's full of antibiotics, vaccines and water balloons full of fresh drinking water.
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[WP] The hero has extremely thick plot armor, and has never lost. You watch in horror as the hero fall into a seemingly fatal situation, and their helmet breaks. "Ah, so I'm the plot armor this time."
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[WP] Other heroes journey to overcome challenges and grow as a person. You journey to become the biggest challenge of them all - The post game secret extra boss.
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[WP] The meat industry has induced eldritch corruption in livestock, forcing them to grow extra limbs, meaty tentacles, tumorous muscle growths, etc to increase meat yield per animal. Consumption of this new muscle mass is safe - To know what you are consuming, however, leads to eldritch corruption.
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[WP] After a bad sunburn, you shed a disturbingly complete piece of skin. Even more disturbingly, you were slightly but noticeably... Larger.
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[WP] You are a best selling author, writing about a secret society of assassins. The vivid imagery, the detailed character descriptions, the intricate secret signs and languages almost seemed real... Because they are. You've exposed every secret of a real life group of assassins.
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