/u/salmontail's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] "Oh, he's a nasty character. He's the type to steal candy from a baby, then write a bad review about how it's covered with baby saliva." - Your informant, about the person who is coming to review your establishment.
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[WP] Werewolves become a menace as the sources of silver are completely depleted. You and a crack team of elites must defend humanity with the last bit of silver left: Your silver tongues
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[WP] You are a vigilante who disregards everything in the single-minded pursuit of justice, yet nobody understands your truly righteous soul! That's why you turned to evil! That's why you will never love again! Or, that's the setting you're going for to score a date with a superhero as a villain.
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[WP] You run late night infomercials advertising products that do exactly what the advertisement claims they do. Except the demo products you use as props are inferior, ineffectual products that merely looks like the real thing and you have to sell it good.
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[WP] You're riding along with your mentor on his journey. He tells you the tales of sights along the way. At the end of the journey, as you return to the Capital, he takes a look at the two headless bodies hanging outside the gate, and begins his final tale, and why he's taken you on this journey.
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[WP] Whenever someone asks for help by starting with "So I have a friend who has a problem...", you always end up being the the friend who receives the aid provided.
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[WP] As a great oracle, you've seen the young child's potential to be a great hero. To avoid the mentor occupational hazard, you refuse to teach them anything. But it doesn't stop them finding great wisdom of life in every little thing you say or do, and you see your end coming ever closer.
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[WP] Finally, the dark lord has revived! But before the pillaging and slaughtering can begin, you and your fellow cultists need to take care of your dark lord's mundane needs first, like repainting the palace and picking up the groceries.
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[WP] Whenever you die, you are forgotten by everyone you love, and you are given a new body rebuilt through their memories and perception of who you were in life.
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