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[WP] The zombie apocalypse happens at a time of swords and magic, and humanity's last refuge is with the demi-humans of the mountains and forests.
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[WP] You are a pioneer of mounted combat. You are the first of the esteemed Horse Tribe to train a hairless monkey to fight with iron and steel, mounted upon your mighty back.
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[WP] You learned martial arts from a book. You eventually hit a wall, and decide to hire a proper instructor. That's when you find out your ability to shoot ki blasts and float midair is highly inauthentic.
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[WP] You've set up elaborate obstacle courses for the critters in your backyard. The prize: A bag full of food. The obstacle courses have since become bloody battlefields between the reptiles, the rodents, and the birds.
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[WP] A legendary superhero and supervillain, the greatest of their respective positions, never actually met in combat. They had their own cities and own nemesis to deal with, so the legendary showdown became a fantasy dream match. 60 years later, two elders fight over the Bingo Championships.
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[WP] As a great oracle, you've seen the young child's potential to be a great hero. To avoid the mentor occupational hazard, you refuse to teach them anything. But it doesn't stop them finding great wisdom of life in every little thing you say or do, and you see your end coming ever closer.
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[WP] Oxygen becomes thin and difficult to breath, and “invasive” plants become illegal. You are the only black market succulents salesman left in the city, the rest being killed or detained by the oxygen tank mega corps.
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[WP] "Oh, he's a nasty character. He's the type to steal candy from a baby, then write a bad review about how it's covered with baby saliva." - Your informant, about the person who is coming to review your establishment.
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[WP] The villain wanted a dramatic, tearful final showdown with their secret child, or maybe their childhood friend who took a different path, or some other special person in their life. The hero who showed up is the cashier at their neighbourhood grocer, but the villain WILL make it work, damnit!
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