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[WP] As Emperor, your loyal, bordering on the fanatical, general is getting a bit too powerful and well-liked by the populace for your liking.
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[WP] In a might-is-right organization, you're supposed to take the place of the guy you killed. After a gang war broke out between two such organizations, the two leaders are trying to get ahold of which underlings belong to which leader, and under what rank.
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[WP] Your first job out of highschool is selling junk door to door, and you knocked on every door and nobody is buying. Just then, you came across a cemetery, and possessed with powerless resignation, you knocked on a tombstone and recited the slogan: "Our product brings life to your existence."
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[WP] Once upon a time, you were a run-of-the-mill adventurer. Today, at the tavern, you hear an epic legend about yourself, because a small quest you did got blown out of proportion.
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[WP] "You see that castle built into the mountain over there?" "Your family owns it?" "No, that's the only thing my family doesn't own."
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[WP] You have a very unstable soul. If you are caught on camera or drawn into a portrait at close range too many times within a short period, your soul begins to split and pieces of it enter those pictures.
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[WP] A human being is kept captive by a race of mouse people - who are the size of real life mice. Every once in a while, they slice off a slice of their flesh for food, and wait for it to heal before doing it again.
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[WP] You have been trained your whole military career to make your bed, and today, you face your greatest mission: You must make the seabed.
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