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[WP] You overslept for an appointment set for midnight, and you're two hours late. The person you stood up: A powerful crime boss.
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[WP] An M1 Abrams Tank, a Ford Ranger, and a Lockheed Fighter are sitting in a tavern, trying to plan a dungeon raid and expand their party.
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[WP] You are reading a book out loud to a group of kids. You wrap your tongue to pronounce an unpronounceable spell, and next thing you know you’re in court guilty of god knows what they are going to pin on you.
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[WP] The hero faces his greatest foe yet: Protestors against violent discrimination of evil-affiliated individuals.
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[WP] A king outfits his heroes with the greatest weapons and armor of the land, and the kingdom foots all their bills, yet they habitually fail in their quests. They come to you for advice, after learning what you gave your heroes before they set out on their journey to save the world.
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[WP] In the future, massive apartments with stores, schools, etc essentially become isolated countries in and of themselves, and most people never leave their apartment in their entire life. You are the government liaison for one such "country", and the tenants come to you to learn of the outside.
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[WP] You look lazy, but you work 10 times harder than anyone else when nobody is looking. Problem is, there's always someone looking over your shoulder - Your family, your friends, and even...
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[WP] You step through the pearly gates and into Paradise. There's the frolicking angels, the flowering pastures, the beaming sunlight, and the Song of Paradise ringing in the background: The Only Thing They Fear Is You by Mick Gordon.
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