/u/salti_friez's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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My ex-girlfriend always had the cutest looking press-ons.

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My son apprehensively asked me, “Are they watching us now?”

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[AUG22] After minutes of telling my son to do so, he reluctantly mumbled a wish through gritted teeth, and blew out his birthday candles.

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My son apprehensively asked me, “Are they watching us now?”

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Herbalism has been in my family for generations, along with homeschooling, a sheltered life, and not going to college—though, to my parents’ dismay, that cycle ends with me.

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My friends thought I was crazy when I told them that I’ve never had to put any money underneath my daughter’s pillow—the tooth fairy does it for me.

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“They jumped so high, high, high, they touched the sky, sky, sky, and never came back, back, back, till the 4th of July -ly -ly!”

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My ex-girlfriend always had the cutest looking press-ons.	53
My son apprehensively asked me, “Are they watching us now?”	37
[AUG22] After minutes of telling my son to do so, he reluctantly mumbled a wish through gritted teeth, and blew out his birthday candles.	17
My son apprehensively asked me, “Are they watching us now?”	15
Herbalism has been in my family for generations, along with homeschooling, a sheltered life, and not going to college—though, to my parents’ dismay, that cycle ends with me.	13
My friends thought I was crazy when I told them that I’ve never had to put any money underneath my daughter’s pillow—the tooth fairy does it for me.	7
“They jumped so high, high, high, they touched the sky, sky, sky, and never came back, back, back, till the 4th of July -ly -ly!”	5