/u/saltymilkie's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I hid in my new boyfriend's closet to surprise him on his birthday.

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I was hired for babysitting.

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It's raining men, hallelujah.

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It's every girl's dream to have a man who can sweep her off her feet.

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I broke my brother's laptop, because first of all, I discovered that he tapped my bathroom and drilled a hole on the ceiling where a camera surveils the entirety of the room.

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I used to like lying on the floor like the toys on Toy Story and pretended I was a doll like Barbie.

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I was going back to sleep.

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My camera can see through the future.

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She looks so stunning when she's wearing lipstick.

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Put that knife down, Joseph.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I hid in my new boyfriend's closet to surprise him on his birthday.	91
I was hired for babysitting.	69
It's raining men, hallelujah.	63
It's every girl's dream to have a man who can sweep her off her feet.	39
I broke my brother's laptop, because first of all, I discovered that he tapped my bathroom and drilled a hole on the ceiling where a camera surveils the entirety of the room.	31
I used to like lying on the floor like the toys on Toy Story and pretended I was a doll like Barbie.	20
I was going back to sleep.	19
My camera can see through the future.	14
She looks so stunning when she's wearing lipstick.	12
Put that knife down, Joseph.	11