/u/saltymilkie's posts

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I hid in my new boyfriend's closet to surprise him on his birthday.

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I was hired for babysitting.

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It's raining men, hallelujah.

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It's every girl's dream to have a man who can sweep her off her feet.

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I broke my brother's laptop, because first of all, I discovered that he tapped my bathroom and drilled a hole on the ceiling where a camera surveils the entirety of the room.

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I used to like lying on the floor like the toys on Toy Story and pretended I was a doll like Barbie.

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I was going back to sleep.

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My camera can see through the future.

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She looks so stunning when she's wearing lipstick.

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Put that knife down, Joseph.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I hid in my new boyfriend's closet to surprise him on his birthday.	91	TwoSentenceHorror
I was hired for babysitting.	69	TwoSentenceHorror
It's raining men, hallelujah.	63	TwoSentenceHorror
It's every girl's dream to have a man who can sweep her off her feet.	39	TwoSentenceHorror
I broke my brother's laptop, because first of all, I discovered that he tapped my bathroom and drilled a hole on the ceiling where a camera surveils the entirety of the room.	31	TwoSentenceHorror
I used to like lying on the floor like the toys on Toy Story and pretended I was a doll like Barbie.	20	TwoSentenceHorror
I was going back to sleep.	19	TwoSentenceHorror
My camera can see through the future.	14	TwoSentenceHorror
She looks so stunning when she's wearing lipstick.	12	TwoSentenceHorror
Put that knife down, Joseph.	11	TwoSentenceHorror