/u/sammin4932's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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The murderer was loose on the street, so I locked the basement door, the back door, and all the windows.

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That old lady looks pretty sick, but at least she's wearing a mask....

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The wow pedal of a guitar sometimes imitates human sounds.

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Oh crap, the stove has a gas leak and the light's out!

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The wow pedal of a guitar sometimes imitates sounds people make.

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During explosives training, I stood there, grenade in my hand, ready to chuck the thing as hard as I could.

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I tried out a ritual that had a few steps to follow, beginning with closing my eyes, and would kill me if I didn't follow the instructions word for word.

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I rewinded the video from the security camera in my living room.

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Father Walker looked at my family picture and said, "Sally, there isn't a single ghost in this picture."

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I like dino egg treats, chocolate stuffed in an egg.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
The murderer was loose on the street, so I locked the basement door, the back door, and all the windows.	93
That old lady looks pretty sick, but at least she's wearing a mask....	42
The wow pedal of a guitar sometimes imitates human sounds.	18
Oh crap, the stove has a gas leak and the light's out!	12
The wow pedal of a guitar sometimes imitates sounds people make.	7
During explosives training, I stood there, grenade in my hand, ready to chuck the thing as hard as I could.	6
I tried out a ritual that had a few steps to follow, beginning with closing my eyes, and would kill me if I didn't follow the instructions word for word.	6
I rewinded the video from the security camera in my living room.	5
Father Walker looked at my family picture and said, "Sally, there isn't a single ghost in this picture."	3
I like dino egg treats, chocolate stuffed in an egg.	1