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My parents have a secret trap door and I've only seen them open it twice.

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"It was my mom's dying wish to travel Route 66," I explained to the officer who'd stopped us.

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I recently interviewed a coroner and asked, "What's one thing about your job that nobody knows?"

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The river current was so wild that I held on to my son's hand tightly.

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I pointed my laser pointer at a small, dark crack in the baseboard and my cat jumped at it.

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I once ate a piece of hard, crusty, two-day old lasagna and discovered that one of the crunchy bits was actually a piece of my tooth.

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"A million dollars or we send the kid home in boxes," the kidnapper said and then hung up the phone.

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{DEC2020] As a spirit of the mountains, I once helped an aimless wanderer find a cave during a blizzard.

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For the last two weeks, my mom has not been acting herself at all and today she forgot to flush the toilet.

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I carved out a little niche, crammed myself down in as tightly as I could, covered myself with a blanket and prayed I wouldn't be seen.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My parents have a secret trap door and I've only seen them open it twice.	2643
"It was my mom's dying wish to travel Route 66," I explained to the officer who'd stopped us.	144
I recently interviewed a coroner and asked, "What's one thing about your job that nobody knows?"	96
The river current was so wild that I held on to my son's hand tightly.	64
I pointed my laser pointer at a small, dark crack in the baseboard and my cat jumped at it.	35
I once ate a piece of hard, crusty, two-day old lasagna and discovered that one of the crunchy bits was actually a piece of my tooth.	30
"A million dollars or we send the kid home in boxes," the kidnapper said and then hung up the phone.	25
{DEC2020] As a spirit of the mountains, I once helped an aimless wanderer find a cave during a blizzard.	25
For the last two weeks, my mom has not been acting herself at all and today she forgot to flush the toilet.	12
I carved out a little niche, crammed myself down in as tightly as I could, covered myself with a blanket and prayed I wouldn't be seen.	11