/u/sandlizzard's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I forced the water bottle out of the dried up hands of the blistered corpse.

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When I came to Hell, they gave me a beautiful house to live in that I could never leave and said that the walls will be repainted every year.

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"Landing this plane is not going to be an issue as long as we can find a runway. "

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This is the first funeral we've had in deep space.

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[SEP21] The substitute told us to find Carla in a hide and seek game.

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The biggest warning was when the sunflowers started facing down.

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When my neighbor, Jole, learned that my son is deaf, he got heavy duty speakers so that my son could enjoy the base.

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The rescue party found me just as I was giving up.

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I can't tell you how deep my despair was when I saw two thirds of my cows had been mauled and eaten in my once beautiful fields.

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The failure of the US dollar meant the absolute collapse of many things like FDA, CDC, police, proper supply chains and so on.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I forced the water bottle out of the dried up hands of the blistered corpse.	2950
When I came to Hell, they gave me a beautiful house to live in that I could never leave and said that the walls will be repainted every year.	1904
"Landing this plane is not going to be an issue as long as we can find a runway. "	861
This is the first funeral we've had in deep space.	261
[SEP21] The substitute told us to find Carla in a hide and seek game.	203
The biggest warning was when the sunflowers started facing down.	132
When my neighbor, Jole, learned that my son is deaf, he got heavy duty speakers so that my son could enjoy the base.	86
The rescue party found me just as I was giving up.	82
I can't tell you how deep my despair was when I saw two thirds of my cows had been mauled and eaten in my once beautiful fields.	77
The failure of the US dollar meant the absolute collapse of many things like FDA, CDC, police, proper supply chains and so on.	49