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My gf was scared to take a pregnancy test, so I jokingly took one.

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The prophet told me I would die 5 years from now, so I got pretty cocky when crossing the road.

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"That's an odd whale." one of the tourists pointed out.

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As I stepped out into the grassy fields, I asked the Genie "I would like to understand all living beings!" for my final wish.

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It" took 10 years to perfect this machine" he said, looking optimistic.

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My super power was the ability to stop time, which is super cool.

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"How early are you?" I asked, hoping it was a miscommunication.

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I wasn't expecting my train to arrive so early.

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As I stepped out into the grassy fields, I asked the Genie "I would like to understand all living creatures!" for my final wish.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My gf was scared to take a pregnancy test, so I jokingly took one.	3306
The prophet told me I would die 5 years from now, so I got pretty cocky when crossing the road.	653
"That's an odd whale." one of the tourists pointed out.	460
As I stepped out into the grassy fields, I asked the Genie "I would like to understand all living beings!" for my final wish.	35
It" took 10 years to perfect this machine" he said, looking optimistic.	31
My super power was the ability to stop time, which is super cool.	30
"How early are you?" I asked, hoping it was a miscommunication.	25
I wasn't expecting my train to arrive so early.	3
As I stepped out into the grassy fields, I asked the Genie "I would like to understand all living creatures!" for my final wish.	1