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Since I found my husband cheating on me, he’s been doing nice things to try to make it up, and today he offered to clean the house while I ran errands.

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“We must be clean on the outside” my mother said as she wiped my face.

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I’ve been having trouble sleeping lately, but I’m always able to take these nice long naps at my boyfriends house.

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I’ve been getting Botox to help prevent aging.

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I hear screaming all around me.

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Most visitors of my haunted house can’t figure out how I make the corpses look so real.

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On the morning of January 21, 2030, a newspaper released an article titled “Millions dead from Covid-29”.

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I dropped my wedding ring down the kitchen sink, and asked my husband to retrieve it for me.

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“Not today, Satan” I muttered.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Since I found my husband cheating on me, he’s been doing nice things to try to make it up, and today he offered to clean the house while I ran errands.	2342
“We must be clean on the outside” my mother said as she wiped my face.	54
I’ve been having trouble sleeping lately, but I’m always able to take these nice long naps at my boyfriends house.	23
I’ve been getting Botox to help prevent aging.	17
I hear screaming all around me.	3
Most visitors of my haunted house can’t figure out how I make the corpses look so real.	1
On the morning of January 21, 2030, a newspaper released an article titled “Millions dead from Covid-29”.	1
I dropped my wedding ring down the kitchen sink, and asked my husband to retrieve it for me.	1
“Not today, Satan” I muttered.	1