/u/sauvandrew's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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We're all going to miss you Ted, your laugh, your smile, your humour.

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What you've seen here tonight, will haunt your nightmares for the rest of your lives, said the circus master to the crowd.

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Mommy, my Tomato juice tastes funny

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"Repent or Die"

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Bad moment: Getting rear ended at a stop light, and my car catching on fire

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"Oh my God Edgar, what are you doing?!?". My Wife screamed.

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After two weeks of rationing, and then running out of, food, I was so happy to find nourishment again

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Wow, this haunted house is very realistic, I said, as I held up a piece of skin to show my Wife.

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As I turn my Icecream truck down my street, I'm shocked to see a child coming running out towards me.

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My First and Only Child

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
We're all going to miss you Ted, your laugh, your smile, your humour.	314
What you've seen here tonight, will haunt your nightmares for the rest of your lives, said the circus master to the crowd.	197
Mommy, my Tomato juice tastes funny	58
"Repent or Die"	56
Bad moment: Getting rear ended at a stop light, and my car catching on fire	33
"Oh my God Edgar, what are you doing?!?". My Wife screamed.	31
After two weeks of rationing, and then running out of, food, I was so happy to find nourishment again	29
Wow, this haunted house is very realistic, I said, as I held up a piece of skin to show my Wife.	26
As I turn my Icecream truck down my street, I'm shocked to see a child coming running out towards me.	23
My First and Only Child	22