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I've been kicked, beaten, and unwanted since I can remember.

8701 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I've been convinced from a young age that my mom was replaced by an imposter, and I've recently gathered the courage to unmask this person.

94 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I can't wait to touch my girlfriend for the first time in years. NSFW

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Today I went to the doctors and tested positive for HIV.

55 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I find my job as an ice cream man really fulfilling and love serving the dairy products to all kinds of people.

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My boyfriend mentioned cutting up one of the piggies for stew later, and I readily agreed

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My best friend walked into school that day acting a bit weird, but I shook it off as him having a rough day.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I've been kicked, beaten, and unwanted since I can remember.	8701	TwoSentenceHorror
I've been convinced from a young age that my mom was replaced by an imposter, and I've recently gathered the courage to unmask this person.	94	TwoSentenceHorror
I can't wait to touch my girlfriend for the first time in years. NSFW	58	TwoSentenceHorror
Today I went to the doctors and tested positive for HIV.	55	TwoSentenceHorror
I find my job as an ice cream man really fulfilling and love serving the dairy products to all kinds of people.	35	TwoSentenceHorror
My boyfriend mentioned cutting up one of the piggies for stew later, and I readily agreed	4	TwoSentenceHorror
My best friend walked into school that day acting a bit weird, but I shook it off as him having a rough day.	1	TwoSentenceSadness