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People on the internet always post about how they want to die.

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When I got to the mouth of the cave, I shouted "hello" into it just to hear the echo.

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If you're reading this, you've survived Friday the 13th.

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I cocked my shotgun and blew my mother's head off.

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I smiled as the villagers set the bonfire ablaze with a woman tied to a stake as they screamed "BURN THE WITCH!"

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When my first child was born I could only manage to say one thing.

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"Honey, please don't interrupt the adults talking," I told my daughter.

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They say a human head lives for eight seconds after decapitation.

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When I was a child, I had an imaginary friend that would watch over me from my window at night.

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The first transmission came in from alien life to NASA.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
People on the internet always post about how they want to die.	4043
When I got to the mouth of the cave, I shouted "hello" into it just to hear the echo.	193
If you're reading this, you've survived Friday the 13th.	148
I cocked my shotgun and blew my mother's head off.	122
I smiled as the villagers set the bonfire ablaze with a woman tied to a stake as they screamed "BURN THE WITCH!"	111
When my first child was born I could only manage to say one thing.	109
"Honey, please don't interrupt the adults talking," I told my daughter.	81
They say a human head lives for eight seconds after decapitation.	79
When I was a child, I had an imaginary friend that would watch over me from my window at night.	78
The first transmission came in from alien life to NASA.	77