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NASA has discovered that we are not alone in the universe.

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I was one of the first people to be cryogenically frozen, over 40 years ago.

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When the detective told me that my neighbors’ murderer had committed the perfect crime and would likely never be caught, I was despondent.

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I had just died, and was suspended in a void of nothingness when I heard a deep voice.

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The wounded soldier slowly woke up to find his head wrapped in gauze and his eyes unable to open, and he could sense that the blast had taken his vision.

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It felt like the world was spinning, and I felt nauseous and disoriented.

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Ever since we put Dad in a nursing home for his health, he’s been complaining about feeling as though he’s slowly going insane.

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When the detective told me that my neighbors’ murderer had committed the perfect crime and would likely never be caught, I was despondent.

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I woke up in a bright room to see a large, silver needle pushing into my forehead, and I heard a voice say, “Earth, human, late 1900s to early 2000s...end test simulation 430, begin test simulation 431”.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
NASA has discovered that we are not alone in the universe.	8305
I was one of the first people to be cryogenically frozen, over 40 years ago.	1945
When the detective told me that my neighbors’ murderer had committed the perfect crime and would likely never be caught, I was despondent.	244
I had just died, and was suspended in a void of nothingness when I heard a deep voice.	36
The wounded soldier slowly woke up to find his head wrapped in gauze and his eyes unable to open, and he could sense that the blast had taken his vision.	27
It felt like the world was spinning, and I felt nauseous and disoriented.	21
Ever since we put Dad in a nursing home for his health, he’s been complaining about feeling as though he’s slowly going insane.	17
When the detective told me that my neighbors’ murderer had committed the perfect crime and would likely never be caught, I was despondent.	11
I woke up in a bright room to see a large, silver needle pushing into my forehead, and I heard a voice say, “Earth, human, late 1900s to early 2000s...end test simulation 430, begin test simulation 431”.	3