/u/schwenomorph's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I know people say you're screwed if you see a grizzly in the woods, but I think I'll be fine.

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When my daughter's parrot Iggy started complimenting her hair, I thought he was an animal genius.

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They told me I was an idiot for giving him a second chance, and they're right.

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I still think it's rude of my friends to be afraid of the dog I picked up by the local Rez because it "walks funny" and has "eyes that don't belong to a dog".

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The scariest world in the world is repeated twice, only to certain special people.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I know people say you're screwed if you see a grizzly in the woods, but I think I'll be fine.	4419
When my daughter's parrot Iggy started complimenting her hair, I thought he was an animal genius.	530
They told me I was an idiot for giving him a second chance, and they're right.	112
I still think it's rude of my friends to be afraid of the dog I picked up by the local Rez because it "walks funny" and has "eyes that don't belong to a dog".	14
The scariest world in the world is repeated twice, only to certain special people.	1