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Ever since my diagnosis of Pica, I've been craving office supplies.

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When my son was little, he would say he wished he could stay a kid forever.

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“...just taking a stroll down memory lane,” I thought.

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During my previous session, my therapist had the audacity to tell me he thinks I have a sex addiction.

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According to an official statement made by Chancellor Merkel, Germany is set to eliminate all coal usage by 2038.

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Idaho?

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Ever since Australia basically caught fire, a lot of these billionaire philanthropists have been pledging to donate to firefighters for "fire relief efforts."

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An accounting professor was just getting to his lesson on bank loans to his freshman class when he heard a loud snore from the back of the room.

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Last week, my great uncle was diagnosed with dysphasia.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Ever since my diagnosis of Pica, I've been craving office supplies.	194	TwoSentenceComedy
When my son was little, he would say he wished he could stay a kid forever.	139	TwoSentenceHorror
“...just taking a stroll down memory lane,” I thought.	20	TwoSentenceHorror
During my previous session, my therapist had the audacity to tell me he thinks I have a sex addiction.	15	TwoSentenceComedy
According to an official statement made by Chancellor Merkel, Germany is set to eliminate all coal usage by 2038.	9	TwoSentenceComedy
Idaho?	6	TwoSentenceComedy
Ever since Australia basically caught fire, a lot of these billionaire philanthropists have been pledging to donate to firefighters for "fire relief efforts."	4	TwoSentenceComedy
An accounting professor was just getting to his lesson on bank loans to his freshman class when he heard a loud snore from the back of the room.	4	TwoSentenceComedy
Last week, my great uncle was diagnosed with dysphasia.	3	TwoSentenceComedy