/u/scorpious's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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The hole in my bedroom wall was so tiny I wasn't sure if my longest knitting needle would even fit...but it did!

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I'm with a friend from college who swears he's become a time traveler...but he won't stop apologizing and staring like he's waiting for something to happen.

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My cute upstairs neighbor stood right in front of me on the subway tonight, and to be honest it made me pretty uncomfortable.

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Everyone knew we were avid climbers, so all it took to commit the perfect crime was a carefully-timed push.

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Watching her eyes fill with tears, I realized she wasn't lying.

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When my cousin revealed that my father had molested her, I awkwardly mumbled something about understanding why she hadn't come to the funeral.

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I love how my sweet Rottweilers never hold a grudge, not even against my asshole neighbor who threw rocks at them yesterday.

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Sandra quietly muttered the incantation, knowing in her heart that mere words could never really hurt anyone.

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My girlfriend is so unbelievably beautiful that it honestly bothers me when she insists we can never go outside together.

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She murdered my sister and mark my words, she will kill again!

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
The hole in my bedroom wall was so tiny I wasn't sure if my longest knitting needle would even fit...but it did!	331
I'm with a friend from college who swears he's become a time traveler...but he won't stop apologizing and staring like he's waiting for something to happen.	215
My cute upstairs neighbor stood right in front of me on the subway tonight, and to be honest it made me pretty uncomfortable.	162
Everyone knew we were avid climbers, so all it took to commit the perfect crime was a carefully-timed push.	41
Watching her eyes fill with tears, I realized she wasn't lying.	37
When my cousin revealed that my father had molested her, I awkwardly mumbled something about understanding why she hadn't come to the funeral.	32
I love how my sweet Rottweilers never hold a grudge, not even against my asshole neighbor who threw rocks at them yesterday.	25
Sandra quietly muttered the incantation, knowing in her heart that mere words could never really hurt anyone.	19
My girlfriend is so unbelievably beautiful that it honestly bothers me when she insists we can never go outside together.	7
She murdered my sister and mark my words, she will kill again!	5